Today the post-
woman brought me
the new collection
of short poems by
DoNuts T.®ump
entitled Massive
fraud has been
found.

A sample example:
They talk about
glitches. How many
glitches did they
find? Oh, gee, we
had a glitch, 5000
votes. We’re like a
third-world country.
The book is
edited by Rudlie
Giulieandlieandlie
& selected copies
are signed in hair-
product by both
RuG & the DTs