Ballad of the Donald

Saw the Donald on TV today,
his face all pasty & puffy.
& if I was asked I'd have to say
he looks a lot like an orange roughy.

He'd just spent two days in the
fallout shelter, wailing at the wall.
Had spent two days in the fallout
shelter, weeping at the call.

Now emerges, blinking in the light,
looking cheated, so pale & wan.
Emerges as the teleprompter quotes
Villon. Où sont les votes