Today the post-
woman brought
me a CD of DoNuts
T.®ump trying
to recite The Star-
Spangled Banner
when I'd asked for
a sharp-angled
spanner to be de-
livered. Why this?
I asked. Listen to
the words, she said.
I just wanted to point
out to the oft-critical
poet that there's some-
one even more inept
at using the correct
words than I am, &
he used to be the
fucking President.