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Khloe & Kim Kardashian are safe after using the same antioxidant that keeps goldfish gold & flamingos pink, The Biggest Loser trainer Michelle Bridges says ∙ Prom Minister Toe Knee Ass-Bit has refused to answer questions about whether he slipped through the net of security agencies who continued to believe he fell outside the top 400 terror threats despite 18 calls to the national security